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Offensive Crayons

"I Watch Porn For the Plot" T-Shirt

$18.00 USD
Color
Black Heather
Heather Forest
Heather Midnight Navy
Dark Grey Heather
Heather Prism Mint
Heather Prism Lilac
Size
8386195

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more (just like that foot thing you like). It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men, women, and possums.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30